SECURITY SECURITY SECURITY

Fuck you, ANZ. Today I went into a main branch of ANZ to change the limit on my “Pay Anyone” transfers; I spent luda amount of monies on a video camera, and need to pay some dude up in Auckland more than my limit of $1000. This is an account of my interactions with ANZ [...]

THIS IS PART THREE. I WAS MEANT TO POST THIS AGES AGO BUT I FUCKED UP.

WAYS TO TELL IF SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS BEEN INFECTED

Thats right, infected with MACUSER-ITIS It’s kinda like chlamydia except at parties people don’t have to wait until they take off your pants/wake up the next day to tell that you have it, you just have to open your mouth. Before we get into the symptoms, lets make one thing clear: THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO [...]

FUCK YOU, HILLARY CRESCENT. [PART TWO]

FUCK YOU, HILLARY CRESCENT.

these people end up in the acid too

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHHHHHYYYYYYY WRRRWRYRYRYYWRYWYRWYRWYRYWRY I was going to get super mad about the douches who wear tshirts with che guevara’s face on them to show how politically savvy they are, but then after a bit of research I found out that every blog since the bloginning™ has delved into this realm [...]

THIS IS THE EXACT REASON PEOPLE END UP SLOWLY DISSOLVING IN BUCKETS OF ACID NEAR MY HOUSE.