SOMETHING TO COUNTER THE MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT BELOW
Near where I live is the most metal church in the world:
IN WHICH I DISCOVER I AM A JEWISH VEGETARIAN WITH A TOOTHPASTE-BUKKAKE FETISH
This morning I was feeling particularly happy about being home so I went down to the butchers and bought a kilo of their Award Winning streaky bacon and the other ingredients essential to an English Breakfast. Anyway, the food part isn’t that exciting. After cleaning up with Dove I got down to chilling on the [...]
“BEER.” “YEAH RIGHT.” “EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN” “YEAH RIGHT.” “WE SUPPORT IMMIGRATION” “YEAH RIGHT.” “THE COMMA MISSING FROM THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE” “YEAH RIGHT.” “WE’RE NOT THE PROBLEM” “YEAH RIGHT.”
Yesterday I was in Wellington and I came across some kind of bus shelter advertisement that someone had sprayed “Ads make the city pretty” over. This is great, but this isn’t the best possible solution to advertising. With the simple addition of a blacklight blub to the floodlights most big billboards have on them for [...]
DO YOU KIDS…
… get confused when confronted with a difficult decision? I want to buy this eau de perfume but I am concerned: which “Lord” is it? I don’t want to be associated with centuries of mindless bloodshed… I also want to smell like victory. Do you think this fragrance will strike fear into the heart of [...]