THIS IS MY FOUR-HUNDREDTH POST! AREN’T YOU HAPPY IT’S SO CONCEPTUAL? I THINK IT PORTRAYS THE DEVELOPMENT OF THIS BLOG REALLY INEFFECTUALLY.

Here we go: I wish I were Mothra smothered in peanut butter and jelly – Middle Class America Mothra – on an internet connexion self-bumping his 4chan posts until they bump up through the top of the site where the source says: <html><head> <meta HTTP-EQUIV=”content-type” CONTENT=”text/html; charset=UTF-8″> <meta name=”robots” content=”noarchive”/> Like Mario in the code [...]

SO, HEY CAN YOU SEND THEM TO ME, PLEASE? I’LL TEACH YOU HOW TO TWEET FROM THE COMMAND LINE?

I want: A massive pair of headphones. A rap crew. Another DMG.

IN WHICH I HAVE BLOGGING ISSUES THAT AREN’T DIRECTLY RELATED TO A MEAGRE CREATIVE OUTPUT

This is mostly a test post because the post I just wrote didn’t manage to display on the index page, it went straight to the archives but went to RSS with no problems. YIELD YOUR SECRETS!!!!

I GOT A HAIRCUT TODAY AND THE LADY OFFERED ME ABOUT A MILLION THINGS TO DO BUT ALL I WANTED WAS FOR HER TO CUT MY HAIR.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi. LOOK! A HEADER! UP THERE ↑ I DIDN’T MAKE ALL OF IT BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE IT’S THE INTERENTZ. man I am shit at blogging at the moment.

EVERYTHING IS IN MY CAR THAT CAN’T LOCK. I EVEN BACKED UP THE SLEEP500 MYSQL DATABASE AND PUT IT IN THERE JUST SO I HAVE ONE MORE SEMI-PRECIOUS THING TO LOSE FOREVER.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi! Goss and I have just moved into a new flat and there is no internet connection there yet. I should really stay here and think until I can get a blog out but I don’t have a fluffer handy and I don’t feel like doing that kind of [...]

ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP DOING THE STUPID THINGS I ALWAYS DO IN LSDJ I WILL HAVE A SONG FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO

I am in the middle of a really, really ambitious blog but I’m up against LSDJ right now and I can’t post the text without the music or I’ve just wasted the better part of an afternoon. Hopefully I can get it up before Wednesday (which is my Saturday) but if not I guess I’ll [...]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Ok, I know you guys have been going CRAZY for the zoo blog in the comments but I haven’t had the time to sit down for a good two hours and really write something worth posting on the Internet about it. Instead I’ve been playing mad Quake III LANs and not sleeping. Anyway, today I [...]

YAY! WE’RE BACK TO WHERE WE WERE LAST NIGHT BEFORE I STARTED RUINING THINGS!

Alright. We have switched Nucleus for Wordpress in the hope it will make life easier and more exciting. So far not much of the process has been easy, but it has been pretty fun…

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

HEY EVERYONE WE JUST BOUGHT NEW HOSTING AND WE ARE WAITING FOR THIS HOSTING TO CHANGE OUR DOMAIN NAME REGISTRATION OVER TO OUR NEW HOSTS. WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING WE ARE MIGRATING TO OUR NEW SERVERS. SORRY FOR BEING SHITTY BLOGGERS.

RAGE, I LEFT MY TOWEL AT THAT OTHER FUCKING BACKPACKERS WITH THOSE IRISH MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WOULDN’T LET ME SLEEP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

This is Australia. One thing you will notice is that there is no Internet access anywhere. That is why I haven’t updated in aaaaaaages – but don’t worry! I’m thinking of something really funny to write about! So funny!