THE SIDEBAR IS STILL HERE! IT IS DOWN THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE BECAUSE I’VE BROKEN THE SITE (HOPEFULLY) TEMPORARILY.

Standby while I break this site for a while. EDIT: I tried and failed at this. Perhaps I will read up on whoever created this skin and the abomination of a stylesheet.

I DON’T REALLY NEED TO BRING THIS UP BUT THEN AGAIN, I KIND OF NEED TO POST SO I’LL JUST SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL FOR A WHILE

Alright – it looks like you guys have got the gist of the comments feature in the sidebar. I am happy about this! HI EVERYONE ARE YOU A TOURIST? THERE IS/WAS THIS BAND CALLED THE BEATLES AND THEY CAME FROM ENGLAND SO HERE IS A POSTER OF THEM ON THE COVER OF THE ROLLING STONE [...]

WHEN SHE WRITES ABOUT CURRY IT’S PRETTY COOL BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT IS A BIG YAWN. I HOPE MY MUM DOESN’T READ THIS – IT WAS A PRESENT.

The Lizard Cage is a novel by Karen Connelly. It is about a fictional political prisoner in Burma and some little kid who lives in the prison because he has no parents. It is a rather boring book that pretends to be getting more and more exciting until it ends.

THE OTHER DAY I DID A BACKSIDE 180 OVER A SMALL MAORI CHILD

I just typed in “I need to write a blog and I don’t know what to write about” into google images, and this is the first image it returned. FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO STAND TOO CLOSE TO THE FUCKING MOUTH THINGY

BUT IT SEEMS THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER APART FROM THE CRABBY OLD LADIES THAT TELL ME TO GET MY HAIR CUT/NOT WEAR JEANS/ETC

Well, I am no longer a member of that exclusive elite known as the Unemployment Benefitees. This marks the end of a pretty boring era in which I stayed at home and played Internet/Linux/NetHack/Blogging/Apply for five jobs on the internet every Friday before I ring WINZ to tell them about it. I got a job [...]

I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS. IF IT GOES WELL, I GUESS IT’S SOME WEB 2.0 GOODNESS. IF IT DOESN’T, IT’S JUST ANOTHER FAILURE IN THE LONG LINE OF FAILURES.

Yo, ok! I’ve added a little box to the sidebar called, “Google Friend Connect”. It is part of Google’s attempts to render all social networking sites redundant or something. I am going to use it as something that the blogger.com kids can sign up to just like blogger.com blogs have the “follow” link. I’ll try [...]

SORRY I HAVEN’T BLOGGED IN, LIKE, FOREVER. I AM IN AMERICA AND SHITTY HOTELS HAVE SHITTY INTERNET AND I’M STILL JET LAGGED.

Yo! Hopefully we still have readers. When I get back to NZ the blogging will continue in earnest but for now I am just going to say a few things. I’m not going to write anything about Screens except that the boner that I have for the mint chicks is so much larger than my [...]