WHEN WE HIT THE STORM THE RAIN WAS SO HARD THAT I COULDN’T SEE PAST THE TAIL OF THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME BUT NO ONE WAS DRIVING SLOWER THAN 140.

At one point in the ~7 hour drive from Bad Aibling to Dusseldorf I realised my escalating stress was due to the excessive speed I’d been driving at for about four hours, the volume of the music and this wall of black cloud into which we were about to drive. But then today Sheridan drove [...]

BASICALLY THE SAME POST AS YESTERDAY BUT A BIT BETTER. KIND OF SHOULD’VE JUST UPDATED YESTERDAY’S POST BUT WHATEVS

Ok, for some reason I forgot to put this image on yesterday’s blog: Perhaps it’s because I am retarded.

I FEEL SICK. WHEN ARE PROMOTERS GOING TO REALISE THAT IT DOESN’T WORK WHEN THE CROWD’S AVERAGE AGE IS 35?

Sheridan Foxxx is blogging our tour here! He is doing a really good job, too. Our tour is about to end but he’s blogging it from when he jumped on board with us. Getting to relive Charlie drying himself with toilet paper was a good time and I think the “making toothpaste” euphemism blog is [...]