THEY’RE IN MY CLOTHES UNDER MY SKIN IN MY HAIR SRATCHILING ON MY SCALP IN MY SOCKS UNDER MY ARMS OH NO OH NO OH NO
I just had a lovely shower that I shared with my least favourite household friend, the spider. All was fine until I noticed the spider, then I was a) worried that the spider might die (I hate when bugs needlessly die) and b) scared that the spider would touch me or something – fuck, man. [...]