Today I read an article about the “new” phenomenon of “sexting” or “sxting”. Sxting is when you stick you phone down your pants and take a photo of your STDs and send them to your friends under the guise of “erotica”. Lots of kids have started doing it and some of them are getting mad busted and labelled as sex-offenders for taking pictures of themselves because they are underage.

I think it is funny that kids are labelled pedophiles for taking photos of themselves. I also think that this is just something that kids are going to do like kissing and drinking before they are allowed to and putting their fingers in each other’s holes when they think no one else is home and all of the other things you did when you were a kid like going for a walk in the park so you can look at some chick’s tits in the bushes.

Do you guys sxt each other? The closest thing I have ever received to a sxt is when my girlfriend had chicken-pox and sent me a photo of her stomach.

Anyway, this new wave of amateur porn bores the fuck out of me just like the old wave of amateur porn (you and your shitty webcam and your plain boyfriend enjoying some kind of hug in a poorly lit room). I don’t know if I’m meant to be disgusted or offended. Instead, I am aroused.

Look, I posted a real blog! Now for an image to top it all off!

Man, I write bangers every day.