BUT REALLY, IT WOULDN’T WORK AT ALL BECAUSE THE COMPUTER WOULD BE TRYING TO PROCESS THE ‘PAIN’ AND THAT WOULD DISTRACT IT FROM PLAYING YOUR SMUTTY FLASH PORN IN A NICE, SMOOTH FASHION.

For some time, now I’ve alternately wanted and not wanted to get some kind of device for a computer that could register pain or experience fear of pain so I’d be able to threaten my computer when it wasn’t responding very well. Now that I write this down it seems really horrible. But anyway – [...]

NOT PICTURED: THE TWO OTHER TVS THAT WE ACTUALLY USE. I WAS GOING TO INSET THEM LIKE HIGH SCHOOL PHOTOS BUT DUE TO THE MAD DEADLINES WE RUN AROUND HERE I DIDN’T GET TIME.

I doubt any failed rapper could fit this many screens in a car. The thing about those CRT screens is they have heaps of glass in the front of them and I’m pretty sure suckers will pay mad $$$ for ice so basically: Crappy CRT screens = This is good because I need new ways [...]

IMAGINE WHAT WEB DEVELOPERS WOULD GET TO DO! THEY’D PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE COURSES IN ARCHITECTURE OR SOMETHING: “HERE IS THE ATRIUM OF THE SITE.”

Just to clarify a point from the first essay: I do not mean to propose anything about the actual name of the VR product. “Realise” is what I believe companies will call the process of virtualisation for the reasons I have already laid out. For now instead of referring to the ubiquitous “companies” I am [...]

I GUESS YOU CAN BASICALLY IGNORE ALL EMOTION ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST TURN OFF THE IMAGES OR WHATEVER BUT TELEVISION IS ALL

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MAN, I WISH CAMERA PHONES WERE CHEAPER WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN, I BET I’D HAVE A PORTFOLIO OF UNDERAGE FLESH FOR THE FBI BY NOW (HELLO FBI).

Instead of writing a real blog today I browsed a big list of plugins for the blog software that I am using hoping to find some kind of comment template that integrated google accounts but I failed. I did, however, find a big bunch of other semi-useful plugins that I’ve installed for a laugh. Most [...]

MAN, THAT IS SO RAD! I WONDER IF ANYONE ON FREECYCLE HAS A C64 – THEY HAD BETTER!

I saw this a while ago on the Internets but I must have been asleep or something because I didn’t blog it. Now a bunch of other people have and I’m blog jealous. WHAT A SHITTY QUALITY IMAGE – I KNOW BUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT ONE OF THESE. If you wanted to sleep with me [...]

I WANT TO BLOG BUT I ALSO WANT TO SET UP DEBIAN – LIFE IS SO TOUGH SOMETIMES.

The opportunity cost of playing with my computer is sometimes far too tempting to pass up.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Tonight I am sick, and confined to bed. To ease my pain, I made the mistake of switching on the TV. Normally I stay well away from TV (apart from documentary/discovery/NBA highlights) so tonight I was somewhat unprepared for what I was about to witness. Target just finished. It was possibly the most retarded [...]

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HOLY MOLEY, EVERYONE! LOOK AT THIS THING!!!

So today I wanted to blog but couldn’t come up with anything other than some nonsense about my indecision about going to the beach last night causing it to rain today so I couldn’t go to the beach even if I had wanted to. THEN I FOUND THIS: Click on the image for full-size. Click [...]