NERD PRIDE SWELLS, GREAT NEW HEIGHTS ACHIEVED (18/08/2011). NOKIA E63 S60V3 HELLO OX V2.03 HACK.

This hack will let you install unsigned applications on Symbian OS devices. I’m using a Nokia E63 which runs S60v3 (FP1). This was current as of writing (18th August, 2011). You’ll Need: To read over this whole guide before you start, OK? A Developer’s Certificate. This 874k .ZIP file: Hello OX v2.03 and an SIS [...]

WELL, I GUESS THE FINAL CLICK IS ONLY “ONE CLICK”

HEY, GUYS! HEY! HEY, GUYS! I FOUND OUT WHY NEW ZEALAND’S INTERNET IS A BIG LOAD OF SHIT! (IT’S A HARDWARE THING)

If anyone has been wondering why the internet in New Zealand sucks and isn’t getting better, this is the reason: The Internet is physically stored on servers (most of which are in the U.S.A. Go here and search some sites for proof) and is distributed to our computers all around the world through these submarine [...]

THIS IS A PRETTY NICHE POST BUT I HAVE A PRETTY NICHE AUDIENCE

OK. If you were an idiot when you bought your computer and didn't buy one that has firewire this tip might help you: When recording with a Tascam US-122 USB interface on OS X Leopard (10.6) you will get better performance if you run it through a powered USB hub. OS X Leopard is loathe [...]

BUT REALLY, IT WOULDN’T WORK AT ALL BECAUSE THE COMPUTER WOULD BE TRYING TO PROCESS THE ‘PAIN’ AND THAT WOULD DISTRACT IT FROM PLAYING YOUR SMUTTY FLASH PORN IN A NICE, SMOOTH FASHION.

For some time, now I’ve alternately wanted and not wanted to get some kind of device for a computer that could register pain or experience fear of pain so I’d be able to threaten my computer when it wasn’t responding very well. Now that I write this down it seems really horrible. But anyway – [...]

NOT PICTURED: THE TWO OTHER TVS THAT WE ACTUALLY USE. I WAS GOING TO INSET THEM LIKE HIGH SCHOOL PHOTOS BUT DUE TO THE MAD DEADLINES WE RUN AROUND HERE I DIDN’T GET TIME.

I doubt any failed rapper could fit this many screens in a car. The thing about those CRT screens is they have heaps of glass in the front of them and I’m pretty sure suckers will pay mad $$$ for ice so basically: Crappy CRT screens = This is good because I need new ways [...]

IMAGINE WHAT WEB DEVELOPERS WOULD GET TO DO! THEY’D PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE COURSES IN ARCHITECTURE OR SOMETHING: “HERE IS THE ATRIUM OF THE SITE.”

Just to clarify a point from the first essay: I do not mean to propose anything about the actual name of the VR product. “Realise” is what I believe companies will call the process of virtualisation for the reasons I have already laid out. For now instead of referring to the ubiquitous “companies” I am [...]

I GUESS YOU CAN BASICALLY IGNORE ALL EMOTION ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST TURN OFF THE IMAGES OR WHATEVER BUT TELEVISION IS ALL

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MAN, I WISH CAMERA PHONES WERE CHEAPER WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN, I BET I’D HAVE A PORTFOLIO OF UNDERAGE FLESH FOR THE FBI BY NOW (HELLO FBI).

Instead of writing a real blog today I browsed a big list of plugins for the blog software that I am using hoping to find some kind of comment template that integrated google accounts but I failed. I did, however, find a big bunch of other semi-useful plugins that I’ve installed for a laugh. Most [...]

MAN, THAT IS SO RAD! I WONDER IF ANYONE ON FREECYCLE HAS A C64 – THEY HAD BETTER!

I saw this a while ago on the Internets but I must have been asleep or something because I didn’t blog it. Now a bunch of other people have and I’m blog jealous. WHAT A SHITTY QUALITY IMAGE – I KNOW BUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT ONE OF THESE. If you wanted to sleep with me [...]