I WANT TO BLOG BUT I ALSO WANT TO SET UP DEBIAN – LIFE IS SO TOUGH SOMETIMES.

The opportunity cost of playing with my computer is sometimes far too tempting to pass up.

ELEMENO P ARE THE BEST MUSICIANS IN NZ

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Tonight I am sick, and confined to bed. To ease my pain, I made the mistake of switching on the TV. Normally I stay well away from TV (apart from documentary/discovery/NBA highlights) so tonight I was somewhat unprepared for what I was about to witness. Target just finished. It was possibly the most retarded [...]

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HOLY MOLEY, EVERYONE! LOOK AT THIS THING!!!

So today I wanted to blog but couldn’t come up with anything other than some nonsense about my indecision about going to the beach last night causing it to rain today so I couldn’t go to the beach even if I had wanted to. THEN I FOUND THIS: Click on the image for full-size. Click [...]

I DID THIS BECAUSE I WANTED PROGMAN.EXE WHICH DOESN’T EVEN WORK IN XP SP2 RAAAAAAAAAGE

Today we are going to learn how to install Windows 3.11 in a virtual machine. The machine provided in the .rar is Windows Virtual PC 2004. I have included the 2004 model because they dropped support for DOS in the 2007 update. I don’t really know if this matters that much (it probably doesn’t) but [...]

WAYS TO TELL IF SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS BEEN INFECTED

Thats right, infected with MACUSER-ITIS It’s kinda like chlamydia except at parties people don’t have to wait until they take off your pants/wake up the next day to tell that you have it, you just have to open your mouth. Before we get into the symptoms, lets make one thing clear: THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO [...]

IT’S TIME TO STOP SUCKING ASS AT YOUR COMPUTER WITH SLEEP500DOTCOM. PART ONE.

So fifty years ago or whatever strapping young men were all about polishing their bicycles and saving up until they can purchase their first car (if they were rich – otherwise they just kept polishing their bicycles until the day they got leprosy and their fingers fell off and they couldn’t hold the rag and [...]

THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST POSTS THAT I WROTE FOR SLEEP500. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE I USE LOTS OF CUSTOM WORDS.

So when I write my part of this blog I use a text editor called VI, which is fully bitching. Open a terminal in Mac or Linux and type “vi zach_blogs_like_a_profesh” without the quotes and that is vi. I use Linux, so maybe I use vim, I am not really that sure. Wait, I use [...]