SOMEBODY BROKE SOMETHING SOMEWHERE

All the servers just died at my work, so I am unfortunately going to have to kill time on THE INTERNET Items of interest: 1. NO YOU ARE RIGHT, MACS DEFINITELY CANNOT GET VIRUSES 2. ZOMBIES AHEAD 3. Bawwwwwwww 1 2 3

IT’S TIME TO STOP SUCKING ASS AT YOUR COMPUTER WITH SLEEP500DOTCOM. PART ONE.

So fifty years ago or whatever strapping young men were all about polishing their bicycles and saving up until they can purchase their first car (if they were rich – otherwise they just kept polishing their bicycles until the day they got leprosy and their fingers fell off and they couldn’t hold the rag and [...]

ADVERTISING SUXXX

I don’t watch TV much due to the internet, but when I do I don’t fail to rage. Man I hate the way that Telecom tries to prey on the fear of viruses and hackers in the internet. Ok, maybe you’ve had a virus or whatever, and your virusscanner told you about it and you [...]