Veins is a novel by Drew (of Married To The Sea / Toothpaste For Dinner fame). I’d seen it kicking around on his websites for a while. I’d even been redirected there from Toothpaste For Dinner after a time period, which I think is a shitty thing to do, but GETTING PAID is important, so [...]
Over the past couple of weeks I’ve been having fun listening to top 40, R&B and hip-hop songs and going through the production and message. I’ve also been playlisting my dinner preparation times so well that the other night I hit the extractor fan with my head while I was dancing to the breakdown of [...]
All’s Well That Ends Well As You Like It Love’s Labour’s Lost The Merchant of Venice The Merry Wives of Windsor A Midsummer Night’s Dream Much Ado About Nothing Pericles, Prince of Tyre The Taming of the Shrew The Tempest Twelfth Night The Winter’s Tale King John Richard II Henry IV, part 1 Henry IV, [...]
Cock. Quim. Clit. Orgasm. Sperm. Anger. Shout. Knife. Stab. Murder. Fucking. Dying. Fucking and dying. Fucking and Dying. FUCKING and Dying. FUCKING AND Dying. FUCKING AND DYING. FUCKING AND DYING AND FUCKING AND DYING. FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING. DYING DYING DYING. Fucking and dying and fucking and dying and fucking and dying and fucking and dying [...]
A conglomerate of ludicrous houses sat opposite a cornucopia of desolate lots. Unspectacular, yet Penelope liked the juxtaposition. She stood in the middle of the road, her toes curled in perturbation. The cockamamie events of the past day flummoxed her. Her floccinaucinihilipilification of everything had aggravated Peter and it enervated him. He had become taciturn [...]
This is my OTHER entry. It is also 87 words. Pick your favourite or something. You cried in the departure lounge, a thin sound split by whimpers; you sat by me on the plane and picked at the safety card until it tore. At 30,000 feet thin streams of snot ran down your face, and [...]
When I worked at the rest home there was an woman who sat and sang to herself all day. The carers ignored her because she wasn’t actively dying. She sat in the dayroom for hours like a crappy piece of art. But if you took her for a walk she didn’t sing, she looked around [...]
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