Hey kids, you guys like it when the news lies to you?

So I stumbled upon this news article about the impending doom (FLU OF THE SWINE) and have highlighted the only important pieces of information in it. OK SO YEAH, IT’S NOT LIKE 28 DAYS LATER?? EXPLAIN THIS THEN. Yes, I have a porthole.

OH SHIT I FORGOT A TITLE OH NO QUICK, GET CANNED GOODS AND WATER AND ALL THAT STUFF. SHOW NO MERCY.

Today I read the front page of the paper and I was stunned. THE ZOMBIE EPIDEMIC IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. “Swine flu” is what they are calling it. People are getting sick and it is super contagious and soon EVERYONE will be a zombie except for maybe a couple of people who are immune because [...]