SLEEP500 http://sleep500.com The world's first and foremost lifestyle blog. Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:12:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en AND TO GET AN ALWAYS ON TOP FEATURE I HAD TO INSTALL SOME FUCKING PROGRAMME FROM THE INTERNET. GNOME HANDLES THAT SHIT BY DEFAULT? WHAT THE FUCK? http://sleep500.com/archives/1364 while i was writing this i looked at the time on my mac and it said 4:20, to which i thought “bro, it’s 4:20 all the time for me” and took a hit of my massive dragon bong. http://sleep500.com/archives/1361 SERIOUSLY, I WAS JUST CHECKING OUT ON MY WEBMASTER TOOL THINGS AND SOMEONE HAD LEFT ME A PRESENT http://sleep500.com/archives/1357 ONCE I READ A BOOK THAT MENTIONED IN PASSING THAT “ONLY GIRLS THAT WENT OUT WITH [NOTORIOUS ALPHA-MALE] SAID, ‘CHECK.’” I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS THE ONLY MENTION OF THAT CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE BOOK. THE REST OF IT WAS ABOUT SUBMARINES IN WWII. http://sleep500.com/archives/1280 THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOWJOBS http://sleep500.com/archives/1203 2 REASONS TO STUDY BEAUTY http://sleep500.com/archives/1201 FUCKING READ THIS SHIT BUT PROBABLY DON’T DO IT AT UNI OR WORK. OR DO, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. http://sleep500.com/archives/1354 3 THINGS TO PURSUE TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE http://sleep500.com/archives/1198 4 REASONS WHY LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVES IS LIKE LISTENING TO THEM TALK ABOUT THEIR DREAMS http://sleep500.com/archives/1195 5 REASONS WHY PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES ARE SCUM http://sleep500.com/archives/1193 6 REASONS WHY WORKING IS BETTER THAN BEING ON THE DOLE http://sleep500.com/archives/1191 7 REASONS WHY PERFECT DARK IS BETTER THAN GOLDENEYE http://sleep500.com/archives/1188 I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS CRAIGLIST FOR NEW ZEALAND BEFORE TODAY. NOW THAT I DO YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO BE CHECKING IT EVERY SINGLE DAY. http://sleep500.com/archives/1348 8 REASONS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO BALANCE LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE WITH LISTENING TO YOURSELF http://sleep500.com/archives/1185 9 REASONS IMAGINATION IS AWESOME AND IMPORTANT http://sleep500.com/archives/1183 DON’T WORRY, GUYS I ALREADY CHECKED WITH DOVE TO SEE IF THIS MAKES ME A BAD PERSON BUT IT DOESN’T SO WE’RE ALL G http://sleep500.com/archives/1335 BEFORE VANILLA IS TRANSFORMED INTO YOUR MILKSHAKE OR ICECREAM OR WHATEVER IT IS BLACK SO YOU SHOULD DEFS GET BLACK ONES. http://sleep500.com/archives/1323 10 REASONS WHY TELEVISION SUCKS http://sleep500.com/archives/1180 11 REASONS WHY BANNING SMALL BREASTS FROM PORNO IS A BAD IDEA http://sleep500.com/archives/1175 AROUND SEVEN MINUTES OF 40BPM DOOM MUSIC CONCERNING LOVE IS BASICALLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. ALSO, CHECK OUT MY BANGING FAVICON ON THE WEBSITE. SO SLEEK, SO CLASSY. http://sleep500.com/archives/1313