6 Reasons Why Working Is Better Than Being On The Dole:
Working motivates you to pursue some that doesn’t feel like work but earns money; not having to deal with the Department of Work & Income; not doing anything demotivates you and makes you boring, bored and depresses; the dole doesn’t pay shit; you think you can fucking them but they can fully fuck you harder; you think you’ll have more time to pursue your ‘art’ but what you really pursue is Internet porn.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: 21 lists.
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7 Reasons Why Perfect Dark Is Better Than GoldenEye:
Gameplay; multiplayer; missions; aliens; the Carrington Institute; Dark sims; disarming NPCs.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: 21 lists, games.
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Today some lady caught me checking out on some other middle-aged lady. I guess she thought I was checking out on her ass but I was actually checking out on her shoes:

Should’ve busted this on her:

But anyway, I want to find these heels so bad. You guys might be able to help me by checking out the craigslist ad I posted.
Thanks heaps,
Zach.
Written by: Zach.
Tags: high heels, personals.
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8 Reasons Why It Is Important To Balance Listening To Other People With Listening To Yourself:
Although people in general are terrible, individuals tend to be fairly interesting; no one likes an egotist/megalomaniac; only listening to yourself gives you an infated opinion of yourself and other people can help you put this in perspective; getting punched in the face isn’t fun or cool; if you listen to people you’re more likely to get laid. True story.; other people may have solutions to your problems; if you don’t listen to anyone no one will listen to you / being lonely sucks; sometimes other people are way smarter than you are.

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9 Reasons Imagination Is Awesome And Important:
Fantasizing about sex when you’re at work/travelling/pretending to be reading/talking to someone; it makes reading books like discovering new worlds; you empathise with people to a larger degree; it helps with foresight; you can test out your crazy theories on yourself; you can drop someone into a mincer and spray them all over their greedy parents and not get in trouble; you’re better at lying; you can turn a funny tree into a spaceship and fight aliens for hours; you can create alternate lives for people and make them jealous of themselves.

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Last night I had a dream in which I was playing the new virtual reality GTA (as yet unreleased) and I raped a hooker.
If it makes you feel better not only did I pull out, but I woke up before I could come.

Written by: Zach.
Tags: dreams are boring, GTA.
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I don’t care if it makes me a sadist but I love it when girls wear high heels. There are, of course, some simple guidelines to follow when choosing high heels for your next night out standing in line at Shooters.
- 1) Keep it simple:
Just like a vanilla milkshake they need to be subtly classy. Class makes classics. Classics are timeless. You want to live forever? Here’s your ticket:


Done!
I heard about fashion last week or something and man am I cleaning things up around here.
Written by: Zach.
Tags: fashion, high heels.
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10 Reasons Why Television Sucks:
You can’t block advertising live; you have no control over the timetable; for any real choice you have to pay more; T.V. starts shitty trends like the one where cougars are sexy; is the drug of the (inter)nation; day time T.V.; Zumba; The Simpsons; T.V. personalities like that British guy from C4; the porn isn’t any good.

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11 Reasons Why Banning Small Breasts From Porno Is A Bad Idea:
Context. More context.
I like small boobs; it is a measure to censor imagination; it will encourage more breast ‘enhancement’ surgery; I bet it’s because old dudes fucking love big, floppy tits and who writes the rules? Old dudes, that’s who.; small dicks aren’t banned from prono; because next they’ll ban ’school’ uniforms; because small tits will become more fringe/fetish porn and therefore probably hairier and full of stuff I don’t care about (like footjobs); it will make porn even more sexist; Sasha Grey will get pissed off; girls in porn will look even more similar; big, floppy tits are gross and belong in the U.K. / aren’t nicer than small, pert tits (no joke).

Written by: Zach.
Tags: 21 lists, porn, tits.
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Late last week I completed my first chipmusic release. It’s called Virtual Reality and you can get it here. I’ve put it up as individual tracks as well as a .zip archive that contains the album art as an HTML file and a couple of images.
Those of you who’ve been reading for a while will recognise the first two tracks and the album concept from the virtual reality essays. If anyone I worked with ever read this they’d remember this from those couple of weeks that I non-stop talked about the future.
You can find Never on 8bitcollective and chipmusic.org but unless you’ve accounts at either of those places I’d just visit the website.
Here is the last track on the release in HTML5:
Hit up never.sleep500.com and grab it.
Written by: Zach.
Tags: chipmusic, never, virtual reality.
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